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Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

在你的頭髮點火

用棍子捅灰熊

吃過期的藥

使用私處當餌釣食人魚

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die（x2）

愚蠢的死法

如此多愚蠢的死亡方式（x2）

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

拿叉子把土司從烤麵包機裡弄出來

電工活兒自己做

自學怎麼開飛機

吃塊放了兩個禮拜沒冷藏的派

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die（x2）

愚蠢的死法

如此多愚蠢的死亡方式（x2）

Invite a psycho killer inside

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

邀請變態殺人狂進屋子

刮花毒販全新的車

在外太空掀開頭盔

用乾衣機當藏身處

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die（x2）

愚蠢的死法

如此多愚蠢的死亡方式（x2）

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet

Sell both your kidneys on internet

Eat a tube of superglue

I wander what's this button do?

養響尾蛇當寵物

上網賣了兩顆腎臟

吃掉一管強力膠

這個按鈕是做什麼的呢～？

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die（x2）

愚蠢的死法

如此多愚蠢的死亡方式（x2）

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

在狩獵季節打扮得像頭麋鹿

閒著沒事惹毛一窩黃蜂

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing

Run cross the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die

站在火車站月台的邊緣

柵欄放下時開車穿越平交道

衝過月台間的軌道

它們可能不押韻，但他們卻可能是

最愚蠢的死亡方式

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die（x2）

愚蠢的死法

如此多愚蠢的死亡方式（x2）